Canadas History

With the relaunch of the Canadian Magazine "Canadas History" from its original depraved title "The Beaver". Stephen Colbert, and for that matter I felt that it was time to redefine the term to better express what Canada means to the rest of us. Now this definition was originally rejected by Urbandictionary, but I figure that that is no reason to waste it because that trash has no sense of humor. This is Canadas History,

Canadas History

The act of impregnating a Canadian woman by syrupboarding her in a Stanly Cup while she is fucked by a cum soaked Hockey Stick and a Moose while singing the Canadian anthem.

I studied Canadas History last night with my girlfriend Lacy.