Atom Wave: Quest For Ratings

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Quest For Ratings

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Filed 9:00 p.m. CST


London, England-A well placed source smart to the Harry Potter series claims to have discovered the final reckoning of Potter and associates at the creepy school otherwise known as Hogwarts, and to the truth that secrets have a way of getting out. Now if you are one of those fans that are dying to know the ending that J.K. Rowling’s has formulated then stay with this article, or else leave and remain ignorant.

This is your last chance to leave. Do you understand that this is your very last chance!

The saga of the Harry Potter series has survived 10 long years, this despite the vast weirdness of the characters. Many of you already know how the story begins, and I will spare you the review. The ending to the series is also traditional, and would not be out of place in a Lord of The Rings novel.

We begin at Hogwarts, where war is now in season. Harry has ascended from an ordinary teenage boy into a resistance leader, all the while still wishing for the former. In an incredible act of valor, he is also courting a particular woman that you may be aware of. The battle cry has already settled over the population, and some of his friends have already fallen. Quite expectantly, Harry isn’t an idle leader. He along with his friends Hermione and Ron are busy hunting down magical artifacts and Potter is getting some good vibrations up until his final stand with Voldemort.
The end of the series is very much like the rest of the series. It is about the lives of ordinary people living extraordinary lives. The characters still fall in love and they still feel jealously. They still dream of better days and more than likely don’t sleep in the night.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are you covering such filth? Harry Potter is one of the most gay series around today. I hope that they all die!

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet review Darkstar. I love that Halloween themed children series!

3:30 PM  

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