The Comedy of Evolution

Evolution often gets a bad rap these days, by the unbelievers; and the people who think that they are better than their animal ancestors. Now I know that some of you have terrible scorn towards Charles Darwin, but the truth of the matter is that he is right. Now I don’t need to get into all the scientific analysis, science can actually be quite funny.

Seattle: When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

Excerpt from Darwin Awards

This man survived, but many have not in their service to humanity.