Thank You

For Smoking is a superb movie about how you and I need to keep smoking. It is a completely healthy habit with no negative side affects, as the Public Relations man Nick said. Now I smoke like a wildfire, spreading clouds far and wide. It is hip and rich in a rainbow of chemicals sure to keep anything living away from you. With everything from hydrazine, lead, vinyl chloride, formaldehyde, and everything in between you will feel like a chemical plant by the time you take your last puff. Plus you get radioactive polonium that is sure to make your body slightly hot by the time you die. That is something to brag about! With it being the same element that dropped Mr. Litvinenko in Europe last year.
Now I know that the nonsmokers would say that tobacco smoke is poison. Sure it is, which makes it a marvelous tool towards breeding a mutant version of the human species resistant to poison and living.