China Announces Defeat of Global Warming

Well that’s it, problem solved. With the disturbing prospect of global warming on the horizon; and along with it the deaths of millions. Our innovative Asian neighbors have already developed a novel solution, Haze. It turns out that China’s outrages production of smog from its automobiles and coal burning plants is offsetting some of the effects of global warming. In the city of Beijing, smog blocks up to a quarter of the incoming sunlight; cooling the city.
Now this new innovation does come with drawbacks. The intense amount of soot produced has been shown to affect rainfall in India and Southeast Asia, either inhibiting or enhancing the monsoons. Also it may not be beneficial to your health. Anyway relax.